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PostSubject: He's a Goner   He's a Goner Icon_minitimeThu Aug 28, 2008 6:54 pm

He's a Goner

A man and a woman were dating. She, being of a religious
nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted
from her so badly.

In fact, he had never even seen her naked.

One day, as they slowly drove down the freeway, she remarked
about his slow-driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore,"
she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour
over the speed limit [60 MPH] you drive, I'll remove one
piece of clothing.

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
*He reached the 65 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

* At 70 off came the pants.

* At 75 it was her bra...and

* At 80 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time...and traveling faster than he ever had before...

He became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree! His girlfriend was not hurt, but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck.
"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.Along came a truck driver. Seeing
a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and Ican't pull him out!" The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's agoner!"
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